MotnFtgFrwl's Blog

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed
(via meaty-bicycle)
slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

lucyliuism:

i feel like reading fanfic has kind of broken my desire to read published stories bc like theyre so bland tbh like. where the hell am i gonna get queer android romance in a bookstore. who writes about past assassins working together in a coffeeshop. all i see are straight white people making out like really like REALLY

sosuperawesome:

Paper art by Morgana Wallace on Tumblr

tastefullyoffensive:

"Ollie finally grew into his bow tie." -taylor1021

shuttlecock-blocked:

september 30th

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october 1st 

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Shh… Don’t even say his name. You don’t want his help.